Lloyd the Conqueror features LLOYD, a lazy college student with big dreams for the future and his two best friends PATRICK and OSWALD. Desperately needing to pass their college Medieval Literature class in order to keep their financial aid, our heroes beg their teacher for extra credit work. Their professor, DEREK, concedes but only on one condition: They must join his deteriorating LARPing league and battle against him in a game of Demons & Dwarves. Unbeknowst to the students, Derek, a long reigning champion twisted to the dark side by his years of intense academic study has amassed a mighty army in the field behind the Elementary School. To prevail against his Horde of Chaos, Lloyd must enlist the help of CASSANDRA, ex-cage fighter and "Self Defense for Women" instructor and ANDY, local gaming merchant and former White Wizard, Champion of the Light who enjoys wrestling without clothes on.